whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. This son of a bitch just won a silver medal in the Winter Olympics ‘10. Yeah, this bitch just went down in history. No doubt this guy is getting some tonight. Vancouver better watch out for this sex machine. He’s a player.
2. His bulge. Have you seen? I mean, how can you miss it. I just wanna rip his crotch hugging tights off with my teeth. If you haven’t seen it, turn on ESPN and watch this fucker skate.
3. He’s fucking fast. He does short track skating and goes 90 fucking miles per hour. I don’t need a fucking Cadillac, I want to ride Apolo.
4. This mofo is cocky. He is goddamn conceited. The moment he sets his skate on the ice he knows he’s going to win that medal. C’mon ladies, we all know cocky guys are sexy. We may not want to admit it… it’s hot.
5. His little smirk smile. You know he’s got a dirty little secret. I wouldn’t mind licking him clean. All in all, Apolo has got us screaming OHYES.

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